Sunday, June 8, 2008

Pissy Drunk On The Golf Course Like...

C'mon man I've only golfed five times and I have been booted for being mad drunk and pissing in inappropriate places...looks like Ima have to take up the sport again, um temper pending. Golfers with weak bladders won’t have to stress anymore thanks to the Uroclub, the first iron in your bag that you can actually piss into.
18-holers who usually splash off in the woods will now be able to utilize this hollowed-out club that comes equipped with a classy green golf towel for pee-pee privacy. As the company describes, the piece of equipment is “intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.”
Ah, driving around the country club with fresh urine in our Callaway bag—sounds like the usual Saturday morning tee-off to us. Cop it here now for $49.95

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